You know what's better than alcohol at taking your pain away and making you happy? Heroin, just try some, it's great. Let's all get fucked up on heroin!

If that sentence shocked you, you should know that alcohol is a very dangerous drug, more dangerous than heroin in several ways (a provable medical fact, not opinion), so you should be extremely careful aggrandizing the drug called alcohol.

Weed on the other hand is truly great, impossible to overdose on, gets you relaxed and having fun, no hangover. But this drug is illegal in many places. It's madness I tell you.

Edit: I really like your writing btw, good stuff