Haha nice lure of a title, which is still accurate, just perhaps not the perspective some readers will expect! Well played.

I sit down to pee, it guarantees no accidents for myself (or others I'm sharing the space with) to have to clean up. I'm pretty sure Alistair would be horrified about my stance on peeing, not manly enough for him.

Grrrrr big man pee standing. Sissy man sit! Grraaaaaaarrggh!